I'm a Man!!!

there's this video of one of the old spice commercials and the ending goes "but I don't use them because..." and after he says that he pulls off his face and underneath is a woman and she says " I'm a woman." and after that the man come up behind the woman and says " Just kidding I use all of them because I'm a man."

hirarious right?

Cute Little Girl Dancing

We (my family and I) went to a talent show for our church and there was this little girl who got up and started dancing. SOOOOOO cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Mothers Day

It is mothers day tomorrow! I love my mom and I wish her the best mothers day ever! Mothers day is tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Voldemort is scarier in person.

how did i learn this? DREAMS can be a very good example of how scary people are in real life like I had a dream last night and me and my friends were running from Voldemort and eventually I was chased by Voldemort personally and he had me hooked up to this thing and he had this thing on my head and I was floating in the air and then I got unhooked from the floaty thing and started to run and somehow I got to Hagrid's hut and asked him to run into the forbidden forest and he said he would rather not so I ran into the forest alone and this is the weird part I end up on top of a centaur then Voldemort kills the centaur and wraps me in a cocoon thing and then he is about to kill me and dad wakes me up. see CREEPY!!!!!!!

SCARY

Glass, clowns, and sharks. Need I say more?

Music, Music, and torture beyond belief.

Today we will use fake names.

We had a music program yesterday and guess what? We failed big time and what makes it worse is that my parents were there and they gave me THE look (a.k.a. the what the heck is going on here? You're one of the people who put this together? look.) And THEN they start choking on there sobs from laughing so hard. It was so embarrased!!!! :( see what I mean I can't even put my sadness in words I have to put it into a stupid computer sad face. Grrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!! The ONLY good part of the morning was when Ms. Piplup said it was all her fault that nothing went right. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ms. Piplup. She is still on the list on one of the many wicked witches of the northwest.

Drama, drama, and more drama.

For the purpose of this story I will use fake names to replace the real ones.

Drama is the center of my life right now. For example my friend Winnie was "dating" my friend

Taylor and in the end Taylor decides to dump Winnie for her worst enemy the wicked which of the northwest Zippy. See? My life is WAYYYYYYYYYYYY messed up all I can say to the world is get a grip people no 6th grader needs to be "dating" someone else cause guess whats going to happen one of the people will break up with the other and that only leads to hurt feelings and grudges. But guess what? The stupid people in this world do it anyway. Well thank you to the idiots of the world for entertaining us all with your complete ineptitude.

Ren Fair: mirror mirror on the wall who's the craziest of them all.

ever been to ren fair? Do Not go it is like your surrounded by crazy people in costumes that are from fairy tales. I wanted to yell Mirror, Mirror on the wall who is the ugliest of them all. I know mean right? I'm terrible I even laughed at one guy (silently of course). Although there are really pretty things you can buy. For example I bought a b-e-a-utiful necklace.