The Boy Pee Wonder

My cousin has now assumed the nickname The Boy Pee Wonder because earlier today on our way back to my grandmothers house after hanging out in town we were in the car and derrick (his words not mine) unzipped his pants pulled out his pee-pee and peed into the nearest container which happened to be a coke can and as we pulled into the drive-way he offered his oblivious mother a drink and when she was raising it to her lips he screamed "don't drink it! I peed in it !" after this my aunt ran out of her car and quickly dumped the whole can into one of my grandmothers prize rose bushes. Now we know the value of empty pop cans.