Sick To My Stomache Of Fun

Lately we've been having a lot of fun and I'm also very sick so it's quite difficult to enjoy anything but the little children think that I'm in perfect health and that I can be subject to their every whim. SO not true. Also my cousin Derrick has been trying to get me to pay for us two to go on a camel ride and countless times I've denied him but he keeps coming back to ask for more.

The Boy Pee Wonder

My cousin has now assumed the nickname The Boy Pee Wonder because earlier today on our way back to my grandmothers house after hanging out in town we were in the car and derrick (his words not mine) unzipped his pants pulled out his pee-pee and peed into the nearest container which happened to be a coke can and as we pulled into the drive-way he offered his oblivious mother a drink and when she was raising it to her lips he screamed "don't drink it! I peed in it !" after this my aunt ran out of her car and quickly dumped the whole can into one of my grandmothers prize rose bushes. Now we know the value of empty pop cans.

I'm a Man!!!

there's this video of one of the old spice commercials and the ending goes "but I don't use them because..." and after he says that he pulls off his face and underneath is a woman and she says " I'm a woman." and after that the man come up behind the woman and says " Just kidding I use all of them because I'm a man."

hirarious right?

Cute Little Girl Dancing

We (my family and I) went to a talent show for our church and there was this little girl who got up and started dancing. SOOOOOO cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Mothers Day

It is mothers day tomorrow! I love my mom and I wish her the best mothers day ever! Mothers day is tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Voldemort is scarier in person.

how did i learn this? DREAMS can be a very good example of how scary people are in real life like I had a dream last night and me and my friends were running from Voldemort and eventually I was chased by Voldemort personally and he had me hooked up to this thing and he had this thing on my head and I was floating in the air and then I got unhooked from the floaty thing and started to run and somehow I got to Hagrid's hut and asked him to run into the forbidden forest and he said he would rather not so I ran into the forest alone and this is the weird part I end up on top of a centaur then Voldemort kills the centaur and wraps me in a cocoon thing and then he is about to kill me and dad wakes me up. see CREEPY!!!!!!!

SCARY

Glass, clowns, and sharks. Need I say more?